Senior Special Agent, Magna Cum Laude, of Her Majesty’s RAF Service, Protector of the Realm and Overall Great Guy

Pat Downer

Agent Pat Downer has been with the Agency since his transition . . . from DFW and is a credit to the force. 25 years of experience performing the best cavity searches BNA has ever seen, we are honored to have Pat working with our most difficult and unruly passengers. No inappropriate quantities of toothpaste are getting past this highly-trained agent!

Skillset & Certifications:
  • Proficient in Liquid Volume Estimation

  • Advanced Flashlight Handling

  • “Observe and Report” Tactics, Level 3

  • Intermediate Walkie-Talkie Etiquette

  • Honorary Black Belt in Conflict Avoidance

  • Certificate of Participation in Clipboard Holding

  • Certified Bin Organizer, Level 4

  • Expert "Laptops Out" Verbal Reminders

  • First Line of Defense Against Forgotten Scissors

  • Expert in Distinguishing Toiletries from Explosives

  • Certified Master of Suspicious Sandwich Identification via X-Ray